There's a new craze in pubs across the country. Girls are putting vodka jelly up their fannys and having guys suck it out with straws. Police and health authorities are now warning about the effects of minge drinking.
Not a beer joke but based in a bar.
Pretty rubbish but the right delivery (not mine) can make it work.
A Polar bear walks in to a bar. He goes up to the bar tender and says "I'll have a......beer"
The bartender responds "Why the big [i:23npudl9]paws[/i:23npudl9]?"
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